so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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