Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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