But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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