Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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