Sponge bath it is.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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