I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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