Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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