Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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