The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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