Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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