Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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