is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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