Porn is love you can see.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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