WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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