Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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