He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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