No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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