Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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