in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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