Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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