Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i would punch a child for taco bell
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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