Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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