Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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