The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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