return my video game
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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