I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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