Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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