I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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