my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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