So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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