omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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