we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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