What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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