mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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