I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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