have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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