great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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