brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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