i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've blown a few things in my day
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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