Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Found your dick twin last night
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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