I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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