I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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