That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am mentally ready for anal.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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