just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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