He uses pillows to masturbate.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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