Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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