i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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