I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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