Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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