Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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