its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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