Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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