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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I came so hard my ears popped.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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