i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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