I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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