Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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